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ruinedchildhood:

MARIO,YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

harumph, testing out photoshop.

harumph, testing out photoshop.

nikinapalm:

what the fuck is this

nikinapalm:

what the fuck is this

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

I didn’t know Kristen Stewart was in spongebob

(Source: smilealltheywant)

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(Source: redsuspenders)

wesleh:

Dis bitch must REALLY love logan…

wesleh:

Dis bitch must REALLY love logan…

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what